Hot sexual Adventure!!! - Vol. #01

Hi, my name is Jeff Hickey. You're probably wondering why I'm qualified to host this video. Well, I can tell you this. My mom rents it. She already knows I do this thing, unlike the rest of the people around here.

Two, I write for Hustlerotic Video Guys, so I spend half my day around porn sets. And three, I'm an average Joe, just like you. I spend half my day with my dick in my hand, except I only do it during the female parts.

If you have your dick in your hand during my part, please turn the television off now. Anyway, a lot of guys that I meet and hang out with, they want to know how I got to hang around these porn stars.

I faked my way through it, but I told them maybe if they write a letter, they can get in. And sure enough, this is it. It can happen to you. All you've got to do is put pen to paper, take your dick out of your hand first, and then write in.

This guy did. This guy did. This guy did. And they're gonna get laid today. Just for sending a stamp. Not a bad deal, if you ask me.