Desperate mom goes outside to do a POV piss in her overlooked garden

Yup! Unlike normal when I’m usually rushing in to have a piss from either the garden or after walking my beloved little noisy sidekick Buddy the Bellend, today I instead heading outside from being inside to have that pee! I know right?! Gotta try and mix it up a bit haven’t I?! Wouldn’t ever want for them to get too predictable and subsequently boring now, so I?! Oh no!