8 Simple Rules For Doing My Boy

The day I found out my son was gay was the day I could finally prove to my boy what a good father I could be.

It all started over spring break when my son was home on vacation from college.

I decided to come home early from work and spend some quality time with him.

Little did I know he was getting some quality fucking time from some loser punk from God knows where.

Son, are you home?